you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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