What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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