I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
MIDGETS
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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