My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just sent this text using only my big toe
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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