:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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