I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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