He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
