I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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