Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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