I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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