Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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