he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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