u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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