is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You were trust falling into bushes
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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