it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize