Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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