never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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