i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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