After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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