Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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