Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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