I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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