Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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