ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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