Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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