if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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