When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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