so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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