He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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