this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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