I'm jealous of your bromance
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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