you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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