we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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