I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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