i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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