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(206): View more from Washington

put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties

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(951): View more from California

Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.

(951): View more from California

Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.

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(519): View more from Ontario

No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.

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(571): View more from Virginia

We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't think I should try acid.

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