Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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