im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Are we still banned from the library?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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