I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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