Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
