Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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