Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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