we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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