The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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