I'm drive I can fine osifer
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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