I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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