I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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