my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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