In the future we'll all be gay
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There are leaves in my underwear?
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