She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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