I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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