video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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