you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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