it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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