we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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