Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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