If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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